When your house is suddenly infested with fruit flies
Stay weird, SMCM
1. When your friend says they will swipe you but then forget. ”So..uhh..can you swipe me?”.
2. When you get your food faster than all your friends but don’t want to sit down alone so you wait and get in everyone else’s way.
3. When everyone sits at a table before you finish getting your food. You have never felt so lost in your entire life.
4. Going to the Great Room ALONE. The absolute worst.
5. When you accidentally dropping a cup. So.fucking.loud.
6. When you see last night’s hookup at brunch and avoid eye contact at all costs.
7. When you find out you are out of
Blocks Dinner Dollars.