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31 sure signs you attend SMCM

1. You talk about life after graduation as “the real world”.  

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2. Shoes are optional.  Even during class.  

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3. You spend more time here than you do in the library.

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4. Dodging a Frisbee is a daily occurrence.  

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5. You are extremely paranoid on your birthday. 

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6. You don’t read 90% of the emails in your inbox.  

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7. When someone asks where you go to college you respond by saying “St. Mary’s College of Maryland”…*awkward pause*…”It’s a small liberal arts college in Southern Maryland”. 

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8. And then you get annoyed when they think St. Mary’s College of Maryland is a religious institution.

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9. You often forget how to act in public.  

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10. Because here, its okay to be weird.  

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11. At one point you threw your shoes in a tree.  

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12. You have an excessive amount of sunset pictures.  

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13. A night out starts at 9:00 and usually ends before midnight.  

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14. You can wake up 10 minutes before class and still make it on time.  

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15. And you never lock your doors.

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16. There is a negative correlation between your class attendance and beautiful weather.

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17. Despite being a small campus, you find it necessary to drive to the Campus Center. 

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18. The removal of a bench becomes a campus wide controversy.

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19. And it feels like Mother Nature is constantly on her period.

20. You reassure yourself that “you aren’t an alcoholic until after graduation”.

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21. Vietnam and Guam are within a quarter mile of each other.

22. Your daily cardio includes walking the numerous hills on the path.

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23. The path is your best friend and your worst enemy.  

24. You have always been impressed by the amount of slacklining on campus but you are too afraid to try it yourself. 

25. Walking across the graves of strangers is a necessary evil.

26. The Point and North Woods offer some of the best bonfires.  

27. And you regularly eat meals at Hogwarts.  Casual.  

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28. The obvious answer to moldy dorms was for your college to rent a cruise ship.  

 

29. Pub food gives your drunk life purpose.  

30. You never understood the concept of Greek life. 

31.  Halloween and Mardi Gras are the two most important on-campus holidays.

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    Yes, to all of them.
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    I have no idea about what SMCM is like, but I can’t stop laughing at barefoot bearded guy’s picture. :D
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    lololololol tru
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    god i fucking love my school
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    idk it seemed like most things were over by midnight or 1 at the latest when I was there
  23. nodamncatnodamncradle reblogged this from campsmcm and added:
    truth (except 13, which…what? Most parties didn’t really get going until 11 or so and usually ended around 2 or 3?)
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    Behold, friends: a look into my brain because yes all of these are very very true if you attend/attended my alma mater....
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